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A rocket ship made of dicks

Posted by Dicktation - July 17th, 2010


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I BET YOU LIKE THAT SONG DON'T YOU, YOU FUCKING HOMO.

For LBP crew members go to the previous post.
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Headshot777 has a big ballsack, or so I hear.
He has recently got me playing Transformice, and I keep dieing only because HE IS MESSING ME UP BY SAYING SHIT.
HERE ARE SOME QUOTES MOTHERFUCKER.
1 - Fully erect, the enlarged phallus stalks its prey.. - Headshot777, I fell off the edge when he said that.
2 - YOU REDLIPPED WHITETOOTHED NIGERIAN PRICKFUCK! - Me.
3 - GO SHOVE A WHEELBARROW FULL OF DICKS UP YOUR ASS - Headshot777, after I shot him off the edge.
4 - GO SWIM IN AN OCEAN OF COCKS - Headshot777, same reason as above.
5 - THEY CAN'T HEAR YOU SCREAM AS THEY SHORTEN WORDS AND SPEAK IN AN UNEDUCATED TONE!!11 - Me.

I TOOK A PHOTO WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE IT? KAY. LOOK.

READ THIS;
Me and BlackMolotov have been playing Red Dead Redemption recently and I have not pitied a human being so much in my life, some kid named Edge (I'll get the numbers for his name so you can add him and troll him.) Started riding around and killing us and shouting into the mic '10 KILLSTREAK IM THE BEST' he sounded 10 years old.
We chased him all over the map till eventually he actually started calling to his team mates for backup. I had given up on dieing (BlackMolotov promptly killed every motherfucker in about 5 seconds.) and I started spamming messages to him such as 'I WANK TO GOATSE' and 'I LOVE ZEBRA PORN'

Eventually he kicked us.


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WE SHOULD GET EVERYBODY TO PLAY TRANSFORMICE OH AND C99L PICTURE DOOD I MEAN C00L PICTURE DUDE

YEAH BUT EVERYONE WILL HAVE TO COME ON AT THE SAME TIME AND SINCE I'M WRITING THIS AT 12:44AM IT WILL BE KIND OF DIFFICULT. BUT YEAH WE CAN TRY.

A DICK MADE OF ROCKET SHIPS

Badoo.

Headshot777 says the funniest shit. I believe he deserves a place in every list of quotes, don't you?

Yeah.

TELL ME WHEN YOU PLAY LBP SO I CAN PUSH YOU IN HOLES

It'll be kind of hard because of timezones and I probably won't make the effort to get up at 4am.

HEY

WHO AM I KIDDIN WHO AM I FOOLIN WHEN DEY BE LIEK "WHAT'S UP FATLIP?" AND I SAY "COOLIN"

I SEE.

transformice. we're playing right now. vagina.

I'm beating you.

LOLOL CHECK ME OUT MULTITASKING

DAMN SON.

DUDE WE'RE HELLA GOOD AT TRANSFORMICE WE SHOULD EARN MONEY OR SOME SHIT HELLA HELLA HELLA HELLO

OH OKAY I GOT LIKE 300 MONEYS AT THE MOMENT I COULD BUY A HAT.

DAYUMM N****R

YEAH MAN. HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND STUFF.

LOLOL DOOD U SHULD RAP WIT WILL SMITH.

YEAH WE'D BE CRUISING IT UP.

KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

YOU COME AND GOOOOO

...dancing is forbidden.

We don't take too kindly to dancers 'round here.

HAY DOOD

HAY LOLWASTUZP.

BYE SEE YOU IN TWO WEEKS LOL

SEEYA DON'T TALK TO STRANGE MEN.

THATS IT I FUCKING QUIT!

-PoninjA

P.S: FUCK YOU BIOTCH! B)

kd00d

stick.. it.. in..

Don't forget to lubricate.

WE FISTICUFFED ON A TRAIN TRACK DO0D!

IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME

SORRY I QUIT ON YOU AND SHIT I JUST COULDN'T BE FUCKED ANYMORE

i think the homo is sawdick

Ok.

btw that song gives me a slight erection.

I fap to it.

I KNOW WHAT TO DO

I WILL DO SIMS 2 THING BUT ON MY NEWS POST INSTEAD AND WITH THE COOL KIDS ONLY

I'M CLASSED AS A FAGGOT SO I WON'T BE IN THERE RIGHT/

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